{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
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