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The Ivanov reaction is the chemical reaction of the dianions (endiolates) of aryl acetic acids with electrophiles, primarily carbonyl compounds or isocyanates. The reaction was named after the Bulgarian organic chemist, Academician Dimitar Ivanov, who discovered it.

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