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{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

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